Mommy Tip #65

Be ready for embarrassment at all times. I took Hunter to the store late last night and as we were walking in he was scratching his butt. I was just about to ask him if we needed to go the the bathroom so he could scratch privately, when I look up to see my son standing in the entrance of the store with his shorts around his ankles, and his hand scratching his butt! I couldn't get to him fast enough! No...seriously...I may be able to try out for a professional baseball team, cause I sprinted to him faster than I have ever sprinted before and slide on the floor to grab his shorts and yank them up! I was mortified! The kind of mortified where you don't even look over your shoulder to check who saw it...I just grabbed him and ran off to the bathroom. Which by the way didn't do any good cause that old itch had been scratched and wasn't in need of any more attention! Soooo...EMBARRASSING!