Friday, April 17, 2009
Karma?
Jeff and I have decided (OK, mostly Jeff) that we are done having kids. Personally, I would be OK with one more, but Jeff is SO adamant that we are in no way having children that its not even funny! So, I was underneath my bathroom sink and found an old pregnancy test and thought to myself...this would be the perfect prank to pull on Jeff. Hehehe...I was giggling and laughing so hard! I thought this is soooo perfect, he will TOTALLY freak out! So, I take the test (laughing all the while of course) and look at it and I swear my heart stopped for about 10 seconds! WHAT THE CRAP??? Was I seeing things or were B-O-T-H lines present on this stick!!??? Oh MY GOD! I started hyperventilating, and couldnt think, and sweating, I probably was close to passing out! I can not believe this! There is NO WAY I am pregnant!!! This was totally a joke! How can this be happening??? I tear the underneath of the sink aprt looking, praying there are instructions with this stupid test somewhere in all of my stuff...FOUND THEM!! Oh good, now I can put some sense to this insanity! HAHAHA! Turns out this was a different kind of pregnancy test where both windows have lines in them, but if you are truley pregnant the first line wil be a + sign...oh thank the LORD above! I wasnt (I am NOT) pregnant! Whew...that was a close one. I immediatly threw the test in the trash and bagged my practical joke...it wasnt worth it! Talk about a backfire...See, Karma is always there, hiding in the funniest places....
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I love that story!! I imagined you freaking out too!! man would I have loved to been a fly on your wall!
ReplyDeleteOh Stephanie i love ya! That was a great story!!! =)
ReplyDeleteBy the way I love your header. Your family is so beautiful! Sorry it has been so long since I checked blogs. I need to make you my top checks because seriously your posts make my day!!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha, totally somethin I would do. That was a great story!
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